Tired of feeling left out while all of the cool kids talk about sports, food, politics, or even the weather?!? Want to get in on the Facebook or Twitter action, but don’t think you have anything relevant to add? Too hip to be dragged into mundane dribble about last night’s game, or the latest biscuit recipes? Or maybe you just really don’t have an opinion on ANYTHING?
Finally, there’s no longer any need to let not having an opinion on every conceivable mundane thing stop you from chiming in! Simply pick the topic of discussion (or be truly hip, and let pre10der pick one for you!), and pre10der does the rest.
Using a sophisticated artificial intelligence engine, pre10der will automatically generate social media posts for you, pretending that you’re interested in tens of thousands of subjects. pre10der’s enormous vocabulary ensures that no matter how often you use it, you’re unlikely to ever see exactly the same post twice.
All proceeds go to my Godchildren’s college fund.
[pre10der uses iOS’s social media integration, so if you don’t have a social media account configured in your device’s Settings, you’ll only be able to email or SMS your pretend opinions.]